Are you mad?
- ...about how insane and wasteful our civilization has become?
- ...about the way some people will treat other people if they think they can get away with it?
- ...about how society is dominated by people who like dominating, rather than by people who make good decisions?
- ...about how much better we should be doing than we are, given how much we have and how much we know how to do?
- ...about how it's 2019 and we don't even have a frickin' Moon colony yet??
Are you a scientist?
- Do you ask questions, and demand meaningful answers?
- Do you like taking things apart to see how they work?
- Do you enjoy investing enormous amounts of time and energy for very little personal gain?
- Do you often find yourself getting unpleasant stuff stuck to you for the greater advancement of humanity?
- Do you like to find out things that "man was not meant to know"?
If you answer "yes" to these questions, then you may be a Mad Scientist.
Now you just need to conspire, and you'll be all set.